Sampling coffee picked and regurgitated by weasels. http://bkite.com/0bnn6
Summer vacations are over. School is back in session. Yes, it’s traffic season.
The weekend forecast calls for mostly sleep, scattered disc golf with an occasional load of laundry, and an isolated company picnic.
Oh, to be “young, educated, attractive, and prosperous, but lacking in experience with women”. http://tr.im/cougarlicious
Can’t understand why I can’t create a new location on Brightkite from the iPhone app. Am I missing something?
Happy birthday, @csaccheri!
Starting off hump day with a bloody mary. I’m really liking my breakfast choices this week.
King Eggroll for breakfast. Wow. Just wow. You know?
So long, Virginia. Be back soon!
This Virgin America gate agent is way over the top for an early Monday morning. I hear Southwest is hiring.
RT: Talking shit about @ksmith. In the nicest way. (via @ganzbot)
That was the closest I’ve ever come to missing an originating flight in my life. 50 minutes from parking garage to gate? WTF!
Packing my bags for a few days of rest, relaxation and restaurant inspections with @melissaclark.
OH: “Is TWTRCON limited to 140 participants?”
Chick: “Aaachooo!” Dude: “Bless you!” Chick: “You’re welcome.”
Amazing! Unprecedented defeat of Tiger Woods by South Korea’s Y.E. Yang for the 91st PGA Championship.
“You know what I like more than hard boiled eggs? A stable development environment.”
I just won the first ever LinkedIn Big League Chew Gum Chewing Contest.
I’m happy to be alive after ingesting 120g sugar in 4 minutes.